September 2010
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Sep 30th
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In the Total Film office....
Andy: Matt, someone puts a gun to your head and says, ‘You’ve got to have sex with either another man or a koala bear!’ Which one would you go for? Matt: (Quickly) Koala bear. Andy: So, you’d rather have non-consensual sex with an animal than - potentially - consensual sex with your same species? Matt: It wouldn’t necessarily be non-consensual. Andy: Of course it...
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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In the Total Film office...
…Dan is here before 10am. This is a big deal. People are taking pictures and everything.
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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In the Total Film office...
we’re listening to LCD Soundsystem.
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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In the Total Film office...
…we’re eating Apple Pie.
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Thanks for all the support guys, we couldn't run... →
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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In the Total Film office...
Andy: If I put my brain in your head, Matt, would that basically make you me? Matt: Yeah. They can transplant memories now. Andy: No. Matt: They can! Andy: But, just because you think you remember something, that doesn’t mean it actually happened. If you put your brain into my head… Matt: My brain wouldn’t fit in your head. Andy: Well. Size isn’t everything. Matt: Exactly....
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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In the Total Film office...
Andy: If you had a little office helper, Matt - a dwarf, say, or a chimp - what would you call him? Matt: Dave. Andy: And he’d wear a hat - a dunce’s hat. With ‘D’ on it. For ‘Dave’. Matt: Yeah, and ‘Dunce’. Andy: Yes. You’d say, ‘Get us a cup of tea, Dave!’ You’d have a stick, and if he didn’t do it straight away,...
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Viz top tips...
Climb onto your neighbour’s roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He’ll think his house is underwater.
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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“The creatures looked from pig to man and from man to pig, and from pig to man...”
– George Orwell - ‘Animal Farm’ (via WoSblog)
Sep 27th
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1508 followers! Wow!
You like us! You really like us! Thanks guys, you’re the best :’)
Sep 27th
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In the Total Film office...
…Dan is back. Nobody noticed.
Sep 27th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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30 Days Of Inception: Day 24
24. The forger has built a secret escape route. What is it? Since we’re the Forger, there is only one choice for an escape route - Acme Portable Holes; As used by Roger Rabbit; Gratuitous Jessica Rabbit picture, because we can; Total Film’s 30 Days Of Inception.
Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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