30 Lamest Movie One Liners 11. Hard To Kill (1990)The One Liner: Mason Storm - “I’m going to take you to the bank Senator Trent…the blood bank.”Long Version: “That bastard killed my wife. That makes me mad. Really, really mad. Not so mad however, that I’m beyond making a truly eye-watering pun. Must remember that one for when I finally get my hands on him. ‘The blood bank’! I’m a genius.”Awesome Version: “I’m going to make a deposit. My boot up your ass!”

30 Lamest Movie One Liners

11. Hard To Kill (1990)

The One Liner: Mason Storm - “I’m going to take you to the bank Senator Trent…the blood bank.”

Long Version: “That bastard killed my wife. That makes me mad. Really, really mad. Not so mad however, that I’m beyond making a truly eye-watering pun. Must remember that one for when I finally get my hands on him. ‘The blood bank’! I’m a genius.”

Awesome Version: “I’m going to make a deposit. My boot up your ass!”

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