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60 Movie Characters Who Should Get Married
29. Captain Jack Sparrow and Bellatrix Lestrange
Why? Because they’re the light and dark side of the same ramshackle, Victorian urchin-slang-speaking coin. Two peas in a pod.The Wedding: An irritatingly rakish affair, with the “dearly beloved” replaced with a host of “me dearies” and “me hearties”.The Honeymoon: The pair head to “Ye Olde England” to open a shoe-shining business with Russell Brand.The Divorce: Voldemort casts a swift spell that strikes the duo dumb. Unable to bond over saucy witticisms, the pair inevitably drift apart.

60 Movie Characters Who Should Get Married

29. Captain Jack Sparrow and Bellatrix Lestrange

Why? Because they’re the light and dark side of the same ramshackle, Victorian urchin-slang-speaking coin. Two peas in a pod.

The Wedding:
An irritatingly rakish affair, with the “dearly beloved” replaced with a host of “me dearies” and “me hearties”.

The Honeymoon: The pair head to “Ye Olde England” to open a shoe-shining business with Russell Brand.

The Divorce: Voldemort casts a swift spell that strikes the duo dumb. Unable to bond over saucy witticisms, the pair inevitably drift apart.