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30 Lamest Movie One Liners 11. Hard To Kill (1990)The One Liner: Mason Storm - “I’m going to take you to the bank Senator Trent…the blood bank.”Long Version: “That bastard killed my wife. That makes me mad. Really, really mad. Not so mad however, that I’m beyond making a truly eye-watering pun. Must remember that one for when I finally get my hands on him. ‘The blood bank’! I’m a genius.”Awesome Version: “I’m going to make a deposit. My boot up your ass!”

30 Lamest Movie One Liners

11. Hard To Kill (1990)

The One Liner: Mason Storm - “I’m going to take you to the bank Senator Trent…the blood bank.”

Long Version: “That bastard killed my wife. That makes me mad. Really, really mad. Not so mad however, that I’m beyond making a truly eye-watering pun. Must remember that one for when I finally get my hands on him. ‘The blood bank’! I’m a genius.”

Awesome Version: “I’m going to make a deposit. My boot up your ass!”

23 Surprising Movie Singers 1. Robert Downey Jr The Singer: Former hellraiser turned box-office mega-draw Robert Downey Jr. Best Known For: Smirking and smashing his way through two Iron Man films, propelling himself back to the top of the A-list in the process. Sounds Like: Someone doing Bruce Springsteen at a karaoke night, with some “moody” piano tinkling thrown in for good measure. Lyric That Could Be Dialogue: “Give me your body, won’t you give me your sweet soul.” Typical Amazon Review: “I let go and sink into the complexities that lie at the heart of his music. When it ends, and there is only the tap of rain on my window, I feel as if I have visited with Downey for a while in his own beautifully human universe.”

23 Surprising Movie Singers

1. Robert Downey Jr

The Singer: Former hellraiser turned box-office mega-draw Robert Downey Jr.

Best Known For: Smirking and smashing his way through two Iron Man films, propelling himself back to the top of the A-list in the process.

Sounds Like: Someone doing Bruce Springsteen at a karaoke night, with some “moody” piano tinkling thrown in for good measure.

Lyric That Could Be Dialogue: “Give me your body, won’t you give me your sweet soul.”

Typical Amazon Review: “I let go and sink into the complexities that lie at the heart of his music. When it ends, and there is only the tap of rain on my window, I feel as if I have visited with Downey for a while in his own beautifully human universe.”