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Hocus Pocus

In a Nutshell:

A trio of witch sisters return from the grave to inflict PG-level threat on a group of young children and their talking cat.

Tagline:

It’s just a bunch of Hocus Pocus!

Quotes:

Winifred Sanderson: ‘You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one… on toast!’       

Billy Butcherson: ‘Go to Hell!’

Winifred Sanderson: ‘Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.’

Plot:

When a sceptical virgin lights a cursed three hundred year-old candle, he gets more than he bargained for when The Sanderson Sisters return from the grave.

New to the town of Salem and with only his sister Dani and history-buff Allison by his side, Max Dennison is forced to accept that magic is real and his life is in danger.

As the Sanderson sisters - Winnie, Sarah and Mary - come to terms with the 21st Century and cavort with a devilish Halloween enthusiast, our heroes attempt to track down their partying parents with the help of a talking cat, Binx.

Thackery Binx lost his own sister when the witches used her life to ensure their eternal youth (and turned him into a cat), and he’s spent the years since guarding the only means to their resurrection: the candle. Poorly, as it so happens.

When Winnie accumulates all she needs to re-cast the spell and ensure her siblings’ survival beyond the following midnight, Max and co. must overcome a cantankerous corpse, break the spell and save the day before it is too late.

Written by: Steven Neish

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Top Gun

In a nutshell:

Sexually ambiguous fighter pilots play beach volleyball.

Tagline:

Up there, with the best of the best.

Quotes:

'Tower, this is ghost rider, requesting flyby'

'I feel the need, the need for speed'

'So's my Johnson'

Plot:

Tom Cruise is a hot shot fighter pilot with a rebellious streak, a sharp haircut and serious daddy issues.

When an encounter with a Russian MiG plane leads to Maverick (Tom Cruise) becoming the number one pilot in his squadron, his superior officer is forced to send him - and his comedy ‘tache-wearing navigator, Goose - to Miramar, to attend Advanced Fighter Pilot School.

The pilots have another name for the school - they call it Top Gun, ‘cos it looks cool on a baseball cap.

Other pilots at Top Gun include Val Kilmer, Tim Robbins and Michael Ironside. They all have cool names, sharp haircuts and ambiguous sexuality.

At Top Gun, Maverick breaks the rules, sings karaoke, enjoys homo-erotic scenes on the beach-volleyball court, in the shower and the locker room, shags his instructor, and breaks some more rules.

Forced to reconsider whether he wants to be the most famous star in the world, Tom Cruise deals with his Daddy issues via a hug from Tom Skerrit’s ‘tache, nails Kelly McGillis a bit more and saves Ice-Man’s ass - his favourite ass at Miramar.

Kenny Loggins, Berlin and Otis Redding take turns singing, and it’s all a bit homo-erotic, but it makes you want to join the Navy. No? Just us then.

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