60 Movie Characters Who Should Get Married
29. Captain Jack Sparrow and Bellatrix Lestrange
Why? Because they’re the light and dark side of the same ramshackle, Victorian urchin-slang-speaking coin. Two peas in a pod.
The Wedding: An irritatingly rakish affair, with the “dearly beloved” replaced with a host of “me dearies” and “me hearties”.
The Honeymoon: The pair head to “Ye Olde England” to open a shoe-shining business with Russell Brand.
The Divorce: Voldemort casts a swift spell that strikes the duo dumb. Unable to bond over saucy witticisms, the pair inevitably drift apart.