21 Jump Street 2 coming 2014
Considering it was the second biggest comedy of 2012, it’s no surprise to hear 21 Jump Street is returning…
60 Movie Characters Who Should Get Married
29. Captain Jack Sparrow and Bellatrix Lestrange
Why? Because they’re the light and dark side of the same ramshackle, Victorian urchin-slang-speaking coin. Two peas in a pod.
The Wedding: An irritatingly rakish affair, with the “dearly beloved” replaced with a host of “me dearies” and “me hearties”.
The Honeymoon: The pair head to “Ye Olde England” to open a shoe-shining business with Russell Brand.
The Divorce: Voldemort casts a swift spell that strikes the duo dumb. Unable to bond over saucy witticisms, the pair inevitably drift apart.
Avatar review
James Cameron has announced plans to re-release the highest grossing movie of all time, with 8-extra minutes. To refresh your memories, here’s our 5-star review of the original.
Inception review
We didn’t have the first review of Inception, but we do have the most sober, accurate and right Inception review. (Great film? Yes. Memento-matching masterpiece? No). Time will prove us right.
